[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Steel beams can't melt.... God dammit! I had one line and I fucked it up.
[–] shadow1515 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I think the best description I've ever head of [groom] is the one [bride] gave while I was balls deep in her last night..."
[–] Hyper_threaded 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, well, well... WOW.... It really is not every day you see the victim marry her rapist for the simple fact that she wants him to "Be there for the baby". It's always great to see a rapist raising the next generation of degenerate.
[–] H8teraid ago
Here's to herpes