[–] omegletrollz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Drunkenly: *I'd like to propose a toast to my brother Bob and my ex-fiancé.... I mean, his newly wedded wife - *
[–] PassingShip 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A toast to Bob, the groom. May he be ever of good health, fleet of foot, and invisible to jealous husbands, and may he pass these traits on to his children, including the 24 illegitimate ones, and the 25th due to be born checks watch any minute now. Bob, this is a big day for you and we're all happy for you. To Bob!
[–] ReverieandEnvisage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
At first I was like, dude you got her pregnant?! And you were like yeah, we just didn't care enough, but I hate kids.
And I was like man, but you're having one, haha dude, alright man, what are you going to do?
Well I guess I'll have to marry her you said.
I was like, bad move man, and I can say this now because you're married, but I was like, dude that's too fast. You've just started to see each other a couple of months ago, but religion lol, that's why I'm not in it anymore but nah we already talked about that and it's taboo between us so I don't bring it up anymore.
But like damm man, you guys were doing good, and you wanted to get back in the religion but this happened, now you have to wait 6 more months if not more. But seeing you guys now, I'm saying it's worth it man, because dude, she's beautiful man, and her whole family has so many beautiful girls too, it's good genes. Dude so, congratulations man, I haven't really talked to her because I'm just weird but she seems nice.
Dude whats up with the no drinking policy man? How am I supposed to finish this toast?
[–] atthebottom77 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's hard to believe this magic happened by meeting at a bukakke party
[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I'm truly happy her family decided to hop the boarder so many years ago so that my brother can marry this fine woman!"
My brother is marrying a hispanic woman this September!