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[–] TonguepuncHerfartbox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My username

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[–] shadow1515 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I think the best description I've ever head of [groom] is the one [bride] gave while I was balls deep in her last night..."

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[–] Hyper_threaded 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, well, well... WOW.... It really is not every day you see the victim marry her rapist for the simple fact that she wants him to "Be there for the baby". It's always great to see a rapist raising the next generation of degenerate.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I'm truly happy her family decided to hop the boarder so many years ago so that my brother can marry this fine woman!"

My brother is marrying a hispanic woman this September!

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[–] omegletrollz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Drunkenly: *I'd like to propose a toast to my brother Bob and my ex-fiancé.... I mean, his newly wedded wife - *

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[–] Valyrios 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I take thee Rachel- or, WE WERE ON A BREAK.

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[–] AnTi90d 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

..and remember, you've gotta' lick it before you stick it.

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[–] Necroscope 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Like i have said before, her tea towel holder was once a magnificent orifice....but I took care of that, leaving her with what can only be described as a burnt out Vauxhall Cavalier.

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