[–] atthebottom77 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's hard to believe this magic happened by meeting at a bukakke party
[–] mondogecko 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Accidently call bride by groom's ex's name. This happened to my mom 25 years ago, and it still comes up. A lot.
[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
It's funny how both the bride and the groom cheated on each other with me. Am I invited to the wedding night?
[–] stevefrombrussels 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'
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[–] Link1299 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Then everyone clapped
[–] CHAIRMAN__PAO 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Something something Albert Einstein