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[–] Lagmonster 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

Congratulation on your wedding and have a happy honeymoon! And dude, you better wear a condom.

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[–] H8teraid 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here's to herpes!

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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Steel beams can't melt.... God dammit! I had one line and I fucked it up.

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[–] astroskag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Third time's the charm!"

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[–] Brah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She sucked my dick til the shit turned white!

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[–] TonguepuncHerfartbox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My username

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[–] shadow1515 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I think the best description I've ever head of [groom] is the one [bride] gave while I was balls deep in her last night..."

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[–] Hyper_threaded 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, well, well... WOW.... It really is not every day you see the victim marry her rapist for the simple fact that she wants him to "Be there for the baby". It's always great to see a rapist raising the next generation of degenerate.

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