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[–] Gerplunckamo 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The Game

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[–] Valyrios 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I take thee Rachel- or, WE WERE ON A BREAK.

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[–] ReverieandEnvisage 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

At first I was like, dude you got her pregnant?! And you were like yeah, we just didn't care enough, but I hate kids.
And I was like man, but you're having one, haha dude, alright man, what are you going to do? Well I guess I'll have to marry her you said. I was like, bad move man, and I can say this now because you're married, but I was like, dude that's too fast. You've just started to see each other a couple of months ago, but religion lol, that's why I'm not in it anymore but nah we already talked about that and it's taboo between us so I don't bring it up anymore.
But like damm man, you guys were doing good, and you wanted to get back in the religion but this happened, now you have to wait 6 more months if not more. But seeing you guys now, I'm saying it's worth it man, because dude, she's beautiful man, and her whole family has so many beautiful girls too, it's good genes. Dude so, congratulations man, I haven't really talked to her because I'm just weird but she seems nice.

Dude whats up with the no drinking policy man? How am I supposed to finish this toast?

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[–] PassingShip 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A toast to Bob, the groom. May he be ever of good health, fleet of foot, and invisible to jealous husbands, and may he pass these traits on to his children, including the 24 illegitimate ones, and the 25th due to be born checks watch any minute now. Bob, this is a big day for you and we're all happy for you. To Bob!

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[–] omegletrollz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Drunkenly: *I'd like to propose a toast to my brother Bob and my ex-fiancé.... I mean, his newly wedded wife - *

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I'm truly happy her family decided to hop the boarder so many years ago so that my brother can marry this fine woman!"

My brother is marrying a hispanic woman this September!

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[–] Hyper_threaded 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, well, well... WOW.... It really is not every day you see the victim marry her rapist for the simple fact that she wants him to "Be there for the baby". It's always great to see a rapist raising the next generation of degenerate.

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[–] shadow1515 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I think the best description I've ever head of [groom] is the one [bride] gave while I was balls deep in her last night..."

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