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[–] mudcatca 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You all know Bob used to be Brenda, right?

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[–] Vhaine 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You are NOT the father!

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[–] Necroscope 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Like i have said before, her tea towel holder was once a magnificent orifice....but I took care of that, leaving her with what can only be described as a burnt out Vauxhall Cavalier.

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[–] Angry_fapkin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The baby is mine.

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[–] Vicvic38 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Your sweet meat was lovely last night, and so was yours the other week, [GROOM].

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[–] Link1299 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well it was a fun time, sorry the priest and I were late though. He insisted on having a blowjob before hand for good luck.

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[–] mondogecko 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Accidently call bride by groom's ex's name. This happened to my mom 25 years ago, and it still comes up. A lot.

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[–] Doucet_ 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I ..had ...dibs...

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