[–] Necroscope 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Like i have said before, her tea towel holder was once a magnificent orifice....but I took care of that, leaving her with what can only be described as a burnt out Vauxhall Cavalier.
[–] mondogecko 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Accidently call bride by groom's ex's name. This happened to my mom 25 years ago, and it still comes up. A lot.
[–] mudcatca 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You all know Bob used to be Brenda, right?