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[–] Link1299 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well it was a fun time, sorry the priest and I were late though. He insisted on having a blowjob before hand for good luck.

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[–] Valyrios 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I take thee Rachel- or, WE WERE ON A BREAK.

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[–] AnTi90d 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

..and remember, you've gotta' lick it before you stick it.

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[–] Necroscope 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Like i have said before, her tea towel holder was once a magnificent orifice....but I took care of that, leaving her with what can only be described as a burnt out Vauxhall Cavalier.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I'm truly happy her family decided to hop the boarder so many years ago so that my brother can marry this fine woman!"

My brother is marrying a hispanic woman this September!

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[–] Brah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She sucked my dick til the shit turned white!

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[–] shadow1515 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I think the best description I've ever head of [groom] is the one [bride] gave while I was balls deep in her last night..."

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[–] TonguepuncHerfartbox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My username

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