[–] Necroscope 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Like i have said before, her tea towel holder was once a magnificent orifice....but I took care of that, leaving her with what can only be described as a burnt out Vauxhall Cavalier.
[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I'm truly happy her family decided to hop the boarder so many years ago so that my brother can marry this fine woman!"
My brother is marrying a hispanic woman this September!
[–] shadow1515 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I think the best description I've ever head of [groom] is the one [bride] gave while I was balls deep in her last night..."
[–] Link1299 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well it was a fun time, sorry the priest and I were late though. He insisted on having a blowjob before hand for good luck.