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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Some Ivory hunter already extracted it’s tusks, the only thing of value it had.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And that's just what I needed to see on my first break...

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[–] MatthewMarkLuke 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dead before 40

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[–] 13445123751 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bed bound by 30.

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"I am the walrus, goo goo a choo.'

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[–] mikeymoo242 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fuck! Push it back into the water before it dies!

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

I say let it.

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Okay, she can say "Big cuties" "EffYourBeautyStandards" and all the other babble/blubberspeak to justify herself and desperately try to convince people this is cute and adorable and she's so edgy and cool. The truth is she has eaten herself out of the human species, is a few pounds away from total immobility and won't live more than a few more years if even that. She knows it and we know it. They can grease her up and shoehorn her into her double-wide casket, wearing her "fatkini." Congrats, you rebel, you!

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[–] yukondawg58 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

just thank whatever entity you believe in that you dont have to view this from the other end.

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[–] Gunk 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Or smell it.

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[–] bktra 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You guys remember the caterpillar from A Bug’s Life?