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[–] c-fox 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

It looks like a giant pink turd.

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[–] 22543100? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

with chunks of rotting scabs

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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fingers crossed that the Florida Parks Management can exterminate 500 lb woodboring grubs, don’t want those things to spread.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Also indecent exposure. Emphasis on "Indecent".

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"This makes my heart feel so big," says one of its asshole followers. No, what's made your heart so big--"enlarged" would be a better term, I think--is the enormous piles of junk you throw down your throat all day.

And this is disgusting, and this dumb pig cunt and her dumb asshole photographer or friend or whatever ought to be arrested. What makes your pig ass so special, that you get to ignore the rules for a picture? If people aren't allowed to touch that tree there's a reason, you horrible pile of shit, and if you've damaged it for your selfish desire to take an "arty" picture of your blobs and rolls, then you ought to be sent to jail. Fuck you. God, stuff like this pisses me off so much.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're right, I'm being a bigot--that's so brave of you!!

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[–] Intrixina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's because fats have a mantra of "You're not the boss of me".

It's why they end up being fat lumps, and why they ignore rules set by others.

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[–] rompele 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Even next to this fucking huge tree it still looks absolutely massive!

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[–] ceasedmerrymaking 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Imagine being a 400-year old tree and then getting molested by this butter barge.

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[–] Bigneckedmanjr ago 

Watching the absolute downfall of humanity

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[–] TheStapler ago 

I wonder if they realize their extreme overconsumption is the reason old trees are being destroyed. If they know, I’m sure they think it’s funny.

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Beauty and the beast. How that thing could ever hope to compare to the sheer majesty of an ancient wonder is just beyond me. Normal people feel privileged just stand in the shadow of such a tree. What an ugly mind the obeast must have.

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[–] paybythepound 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shooglet? It's name should be shoggoth

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