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[–] c-fox 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

It looks like a giant pink turd.

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[–] 22543100? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

with chunks of rotting scabs

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[–] rompele 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Even next to this fucking huge tree it still looks absolutely massive!

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[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Also indecent exposure. Emphasis on "Indecent".

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[–] 22543094? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It took a 4x4 truck too get that eat beast there... no way it walked.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Art".

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I guess it doesn't need to worry about rape, I've never seen a two foot dick.

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[–] paybythepound 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shooglet? It's name should be shoggoth

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Beauty and the beast. How that thing could ever hope to compare to the sheer majesty of an ancient wonder is just beyond me. Normal people feel privileged just stand in the shadow of such a tree. What an ugly mind the obeast must have.

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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fingers crossed that the Florida Parks Management can exterminate 500 lb woodboring grubs, don’t want those things to spread.

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