[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"This makes my heart feel so big," says one of its asshole followers. No, what's made your heart so big--"enlarged" would be a better term, I think--is the enormous piles of junk you throw down your throat all day.
And this is disgusting, and this dumb pig cunt and her dumb asshole photographer or friend or whatever ought to be arrested. What makes your pig ass so special, that you get to ignore the rules for a picture? If people aren't allowed to touch that tree there's a reason, you horrible pile of shit, and if you've damaged it for your selfish desire to take an "arty" picture of your blobs and rolls, then you ought to be sent to jail. Fuck you. God, stuff like this pisses me off so much.
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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're right, I'm being a bigot--that's so brave of you!!
[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's the caterpillar from A Bug's Life.
[–] ceasedmerrymaking 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Imagine being a 400-year old tree and then getting molested by this butter barge.
[–] TheStapler ago
I wonder if they realize their extreme overconsumption is the reason old trees are being destroyed. If they know, I’m sure they think it’s funny.
[–] NoSJW 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Defiling that magnificent tree this way, by rubbing her yeasty, smelly, oozing giant rolls of rancid lard against it should be an offense punishable under the law. My god. Hopefully, this offensive pile of melted, contaminated tallow keeled over after this, from the exertion.
[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What the FUCK did that poor tree ever do to deserve this?
There is nothing sexy or artistic about this. NOTHING.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That tree has probably been alive for centuries, but then it died because it decided it doesn't want to live anymore. I don't blame it. I would want to live anymore either after this.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
How its tiddies go around its whole fucking body like that 🤢