[–] NoSJW 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Defiling that magnificent tree this way, by rubbing her yeasty, smelly, oozing giant rolls of rancid lard against it should be an offense punishable under the law. My god. Hopefully, this offensive pile of melted, contaminated tallow keeled over after this, from the exertion.
[–] ceasedmerrymaking 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Imagine being a 400-year old tree and then getting molested by this butter barge.
[–] TheStapler ago
I wonder if they realize their extreme overconsumption is the reason old trees are being destroyed. If they know, I’m sure they think it’s funny.
[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's the caterpillar from A Bug's Life.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"This makes my heart feel so big," says one of its asshole followers. No, what's made your heart so big--"enlarged" would be a better term, I think--is the enormous piles of junk you throw down your throat all day.
And this is disgusting, and this dumb pig cunt and her dumb asshole photographer or friend or whatever ought to be arrested. What makes your pig ass so special, that you get to ignore the rules for a picture? If people aren't allowed to touch that tree there's a reason, you horrible pile of shit, and if you've damaged it for your selfish desire to take an "arty" picture of your blobs and rolls, then you ought to be sent to jail. Fuck you. God, stuff like this pisses me off so much.
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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're right, I'm being a bigot--that's so brave of you!!
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
How its tiddies go around its whole fucking body like that 🤢
[–] mayomonster29 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fingers crossed that the Florida Parks Management can exterminate 500 lb woodboring grubs, don’t want those things to spread.
[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What the FUCK did that poor tree ever do to deserve this?
There is nothing sexy or artistic about this. NOTHING.