[–] NoSJW 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Defiling that magnificent tree this way, by rubbing her yeasty, smelly, oozing giant rolls of rancid lard against it should be an offense punishable under the law. My god. Hopefully, this offensive pile of melted, contaminated tallow keeled over after this, from the exertion.
[–] omwtohuman 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
when a tree known for its huge size looks normal next to you, it’s time to put down the fork.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That tree has probably been alive for centuries, but then it died because it decided it doesn't want to live anymore. I don't blame it. I would want to live anymore either after this.
[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's the caterpillar from A Bug's Life.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
How its tiddies go around its whole fucking body like that 🤢
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Beauty and the beast. How that thing could ever hope to compare to the sheer majesty of an ancient wonder is just beyond me. Normal people feel privileged just stand in the shadow of such a tree. What an ugly mind the obeast must have.
[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What the FUCK did that poor tree ever do to deserve this?
There is nothing sexy or artistic about this. NOTHING.