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[–] SmokeyMeadow 1 point 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

Shipments of Coke are piling up with no one to go pee pee in them.

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[–] lord_nougat 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

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[–] downton-stabby 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Le boutte plugge!! She is most valued at 1 trillion internet dollars.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I think literally ALL of the chinese people in china actually just died.

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Nah my Chinese goods plug is still alive in Beijing

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[–] lord_nougat 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Is that kind of like a butt plug?

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[–] mrnicegoy 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

coming soon to a country near you

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[–] Fuckyounigger 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is the kind of thing someone might gamble on

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[–] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I would think scrap prices would drop if there's less demand for steel

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, seriously!

What a maroon!

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[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

in china

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

Or down really, due to reduced demand.

I mean duh!

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[–] canbot ago 

The answer is obviously yes. But they will likely fall first just to shake out the smart asses like you who get in too early and too leveraged.

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[–] Charilko 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Y’all know what this means? Civil war is coming over there.

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[–] Level37 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Watch for bank runs. It's all downhill towards regime change from there.

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[–] Charilko 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

It’s been coming for decades.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

OR zombie apocalypse.

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[–] canbot ago 

The Chineese are uniquely passive, I would bet on them putting aside thier differences in the face of adversity. Meaning that they will allow the government infinite leeway to do what it wants until the virus is contained.

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[–] Landrictree 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Wait, that wasn't the plan?

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[–] performance 5 points 1 point (+6|-5) ago 

Except that zerohedge is as reliable as Chinese government statistics. It's all conjecture pumped up to 11.

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[–] Mustard_Monkey ago 

And a ABC affiliate too.

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[–] Ihatesports 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Pretty soon the citizens will start doing karate on each other for food and water.

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[–] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

Your mind becomes fast as lightning.

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