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[–] GrizzlyDark ago 

nah your farts could clear a gymnasium, but shockingly, you don't really shit that much and when you do it's pretty solid.

Secret to life: Metamucil. If you remember to take it daily, you literally don't ever have to wipe after about a week. Since I'm not a nigger who uses TP to pull the turd out of my ass (They actually do this), I do give a test wipe each time. TP always white as a ghost.

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[–] ReapReapReapReap ago 

LMAO thanks for your wisdom.

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[–] tokui ago 

I have 1 or 2 bowel movements weekly. Avgs about 1.5 bowel movements. The key is to hydrate and empty bladder.

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[–] ReapReapReapReap ago 

and how many times do you flush per bowel movement?

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[–] tokui 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

About 5x.

Usually, the solid stool plug slides out, about 1.5' in length. I often flush as it nears complete exit from anus, thereby allowing the pull of the flowing water to help facilitate a clean extraction, minimizing wiping (digging out).

Then the softer stool follows, until colon and lower intestine is empty.

Very little odor, unless I've eaten gluten.

I find that if I keep the bladder emptied right away, I can build up more stool.