[–] ReapReapReapReap ago
and how many times do you flush per bowel movement?
[–] tokui 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
About 5x.
Usually, the solid stool plug slides out, about 1.5' in length. I often flush as it nears complete exit from anus, thereby allowing the pull of the flowing water to help facilitate a clean extraction, minimizing wiping (digging out).
Then the softer stool follows, until colon and lower intestine is empty.
Very little odor, unless I've eaten gluten.
I find that if I keep the bladder emptied right away, I can build up more stool.
[–] GrizzlyDark ago
nah your farts could clear a gymnasium, but shockingly, you don't really shit that much and when you do it's pretty solid.
Secret to life: Metamucil. If you remember to take it daily, you literally don't ever have to wipe after about a week. Since I'm not a nigger who uses TP to pull the turd out of my ass (They actually do this), I do give a test wipe each time. TP always white as a ghost.
[–] ReapReapReapReap ago
LMAO thanks for your wisdom.