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[–] DrHatchetWound ago
I ride 10-20 miles anytime I go out and I do it in regular gym clothes or just regular clothes if its cold, so if you see someone in the faggot clothes, I'm presuming it's only to signal to other faggots there is some available capacity in the cum receptacles.
[–] twomoreandatinkle 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
Because it is safer to ride in the middle of the road then on the side where some asshole driver tries to pass. If a car just tapes me when passing I risk death. And I hear once a week about a car hitting a bike and not stopping. Here in Texas a bike has the same rights as a car on the road. So unless you are willing to get out of my way don't expect me to get out of yours.
[–] LurkedForever 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
some asshole driver tries to pass. If a car just tapes me when passing I risk death. And I hear once a week about a car hitting a bike and not stopping.
Yep. People really don't understand this. They're stuck in solipsism. Like when people bitch and whine about how bad their employers are. Have you ever had to deal with employees? "sorry, LurkedForever, I can't come in because my grandmother died for the third time, unexpectedly Jan 1st. I'm defiantly not hungover."
[–] twomoreandatinkle 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Well princess I don't realize the world revolved around you. Please forgive me your highness.
[–] IggyReilly 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Live in a rural area, so there's only one cyclist around here. He is in his 50's and mentally retarded but he wears neon and stays on the shoulder.
Now, when I go to the nearby "city" spandex cyclist piss me off when they blow through stop signs and streetlights. Then flip you off for honking at them.
[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
They're just very selfish people willing to inconvenience everybody else as long as they get to ride there little bicycle to work. There's absolutely no reason they can't stay off to the side of the road and give people room to pass but they don't.
[–] Le_Bucheron 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I like it when they wear spandex. It doesn't scratch my truck.
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well it really depends on how loud your horn is.
How loud is an air horn?
HONK HONK
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Get the fuck out of the way or go deaf.
Is it illegal?
Is the only good pig a dead pig?
Does the pope suck Epstein’s egg shaped penis while jerking off to a video of a bear taking a shit in the woods?
Fun fact: honking at random people with an AIR HORN installed on your vehicle can cause heart attack, also infectious giggles!
Pro tip: separate hidden switch operates AIR HORN
HONK HONK!
[–] memik ago
My ex stopped at a stop sign and we saw some bikers heading down the hill on the right. We knew they were going to run it and she hesitated to go, but I yelled gogogo and leaned out of my passenger window with two big middle fingers as the faggots slammed their breaks after running the stop. A great memory.