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[–] Le_Bucheron 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like it when they wear spandex. It doesn't scratch my truck.

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[–] youareivan 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

cyclists are almost as bad as ex-smokers in their zealotry. they want to be treated like cars only when it’s convenient to them, all other times they want to ride where ever the fuck they want to.

a couple of years ago i was driving down a single lane road by some old school shops that have parking in front and also a small parking lot behind. as i drive by this dude on a 10 speed comes flying into traffic- not from the parking lot exit like cars would, but off the side walk and through the parking spaces. nearly hits me.

i’m turning at the next corner an put on my blinker so anyone normally driving would see, but unbeknownst to me super cyclist is raging and rides hard to catch up to me to lecture me or something, but he rides up on the right side of lane so he doesn’t see my blinker because he’s next to me, and nearly gets hit again as i turn.

dude has to lock brakes and bites it right i to the intersection. justice served loser.

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[–] Gettheclip1 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

They are unbearable. Your in for a real treat when you come across an agro biker.

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Agreed 1 million percent..

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well it really depends on how loud your horn is.

How loud is an air horn?

HONK HONK

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

Get the fuck out of the way or go deaf.

Is it illegal?

Is the only good pig a dead pig?

Does the pope suck Epstein’s egg shaped penis while jerking off to a video of a bear taking a shit in the woods?

Fun fact: honking at random people with an AIR HORN installed on your vehicle can cause heart attack, also infectious giggles!

Pro tip: separate hidden switch operates AIR HORN

HONK HONK!

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[–] flaxom 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I bike in to work from time to time because living so close and not doing so is retarded. It's very flat and level here and there are bike lanes nearly everywhere, so works great. But when I'm on the road on my bike I'm not one of those FAGGOTS who has to keep re-passing everyone at every intersection, so all the cars have to work their way around the bike again after the green light. Or one of those goddamn cunts who decides one moment to be part of traffic and deserving of space, and the next moment decides they're going to zip around in the shoulder or be on the sidewalk. Roadkill.

Most bikers around here are niggers who are riding an obviously stolen women's bike, and it's ALWAYS in the wrong gear.

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Nobody has a problem with anyone who uses bike Lanes. It's the people that ride in the middle of the road and inconvenience everyone else that we have a problem with.

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[–] LurkedForever 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nobody has a problem with anyone who uses bike Lanes.

Bro, this tells me that you've never ridden in a bike lane. Cyclists love bike lanes, and if they're around, we'll ride on them. However, you'd be fucking astonished how many people are just angry at your existence period. Bike lanes are safe-er but plenty of motorists think that all that is paved was made specifically for them.

@flaxom

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[–] flaxom 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Here we have different types of bike lanes, some are dedicated and separated from traffic, and some are just normal traffic lanes where bikes have the right of way (and cars travel at like 25). Most people have enough common courtesy to not be a prick when they're sharing the lane, and when a car finally gets a chance to pass that person, that car doesn't get passed again when everyone stops and the bike cruises past everyone again in the shoulder for a moment. Share the lane of course but courtesy goes both ways.

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[–] mudbear 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Its the same behavior exhibited in baboons, where the female will 'present' themselves to the alpha. You should feel flattered that they want your seed.

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[–] fritz_maurentod 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

When I drive my car I get mad the the cyclists too. When I ride my bicycle I get mad at the pedestrians. I guess that's just the way it is.

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