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[–] Xantha 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

Cyclists are pretty big assholes, every time I come across one they seem to be bigger dickheads than the last time. I ride a motorcycle, I passed spandex Dan blocking the middle of the road not that long ago, by using the fucking cyclists lane..

What pisses me off even more, we have these paved asphalt trails around here as well, literally the same asphalt used on the roadways, so no concrete sidewalk slabs... and yet they still choose to ride in the road. WHY.

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Attention. They would risk injury to satisfy their limp ego.

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[–] Rubberdong 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

A friend's dirtbike broke down in a trail so I parked my bike in the middle of the trail. Motorcycles.

As we are fixing my buddies bike...Spandex Goober shows up,

Mind you the trail is very narrow.

He manages to pass my brother and his buddy, their bikes, myself...but I had parked my bike on the trail and on the elft side there was a cliff and a tree on the other.

Motherfucker... He tried to squeeze himself between my motorcycle and the tree...but the tree kicked him the other way...

I saw him literally fly off of a cliff.

Of course I run to help him and it turned he was perfectly fine, But this is one of the wildest things I ve seen live and after I saw he was fine I couldnt help but laugh. He never saw me laugh but I was laughing for days

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 4 points 5 points (+9|-4) ago 

I had a guy hold onto the tailgate of my truck thinking I would just pull him along. I could not believe he had the nerve to do that without asking me. I pulled over and when he got off his bike I threw it down an embankment. I have hated road bikers ever since, they have really bad attitudes.

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[–] satisfyinghump ago 

WHAT THE FUCK?@?!?@

PEOPLE DO THAT!??!!?

I would want to check-gate him so bad... you got patience

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[–] 22432748? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's like when people go for jogs on the side of highways when there are park paths literally adjacent in a nice wooded area. I think they just want to be seen working out. Almost like a form of voyeurism.

That being said it's a lot of fun to pass "spandex Dan" on an e-bike.

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[–] satisfyinghump ago 

Nailed it. Same assholes who post a photo of their workout online.

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