[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well it really depends on how loud your horn is.
How loud is an air horn?
HONK HONK
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Get the fuck out of the way or go deaf.
Is it illegal?
Is the only good pig a dead pig?
Does the pope suck Epstein’s egg shaped penis while jerking off to a video of a bear taking a shit in the woods?
Fun fact: honking at random people with an AIR HORN installed on your vehicle can cause heart attack, also infectious giggles!
Pro tip: separate hidden switch operates AIR HORN
HONK HONK!
[–] Le_Bucheron 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I like it when they wear spandex. It doesn't scratch my truck.
[–] IggyReilly 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Live in a rural area, so there's only one cyclist around here. He is in his 50's and mentally retarded but he wears neon and stays on the shoulder.
Now, when I go to the nearby "city" spandex cyclist piss me off when they blow through stop signs and streetlights. Then flip you off for honking at them.
[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
They're just very selfish people willing to inconvenience everybody else as long as they get to ride there little bicycle to work. There's absolutely no reason they can't stay off to the side of the road and give people room to pass but they don't.
[–] twomoreandatinkle 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
Because it is safer to ride in the middle of the road then on the side where some asshole driver tries to pass. If a car just tapes me when passing I risk death. And I hear once a week about a car hitting a bike and not stopping. Here in Texas a bike has the same rights as a car on the road. So unless you are willing to get out of my way don't expect me to get out of yours.
[–] twomoreandatinkle 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Well princess I don't realize the world revolved around you. Please forgive me your highness.
[–] LurkedForever 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
some asshole driver tries to pass. If a car just tapes me when passing I risk death. And I hear once a week about a car hitting a bike and not stopping.
Yep. People really don't understand this. They're stuck in solipsism. Like when people bitch and whine about how bad their employers are. Have you ever had to deal with employees? "sorry, LurkedForever, I can't come in because my grandmother died for the third time, unexpectedly Jan 1st. I'm defiantly not hungover."
[–] DrHatchetWound ago
I ride 10-20 miles anytime I go out and I do it in regular gym clothes or just regular clothes if its cold, so if you see someone in the faggot clothes, I'm presuming it's only to signal to other faggots there is some available capacity in the cum receptacles.
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[–] trans-tranny 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Hate the guys who think they're Lance Armstrong. I can deal with them if they are in the city or on 35 mph streets. What I cannot wrap my mind around are the guys who get on country roads with blind curves and hills on them and expect people to watch out for them. That is fucking insane to me. They get killed every year and some poor bastard has to live with that trauma because they wanted to indulge in some power fantasy that they have a 'legal' right to be there.
[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points 4 points 7 points (+7|-3) ago
It's the mentality they have which I do not like. Because they are essentially legally considered cars they can legally ride in the middle of the road. The thing is any decent human being should feel bad for inconveniencing everyone else by doing that and not do it.