[–] ZeroFuggzGiven 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Just remember, 4 wheels beats 2, and their kidney might save someone worthwhile.
[–] Xantha 2 points 25 points 27 points (+27|-2) ago
Cyclists are pretty big assholes, every time I come across one they seem to be bigger dickheads than the last time. I ride a motorcycle, I passed spandex Dan blocking the middle of the road not that long ago, by using the fucking cyclists lane..
What pisses me off even more, we have these paved asphalt trails around here as well, literally the same asphalt used on the roadways, so no concrete sidewalk slabs... and yet they still choose to ride in the road. WHY.
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Attention. They would risk injury to satisfy their limp ego.
[–] Rubberdong 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
A friend's dirtbike broke down in a trail so I parked my bike in the middle of the trail. Motorcycles.
As we are fixing my buddies bike...Spandex Goober shows up,
Mind you the trail is very narrow.
He manages to pass my brother and his buddy, their bikes, myself...but I had parked my bike on the trail and on the elft side there was a cliff and a tree on the other.
Motherfucker... He tried to squeeze himself between my motorcycle and the tree...but the tree kicked him the other way...
I saw him literally fly off of a cliff.
Of course I run to help him and it turned he was perfectly fine, But this is one of the wildest things I ve seen live and after I saw he was fine I couldnt help but laugh. He never saw me laugh but I was laughing for days
[–] 22432748? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It's like when people go for jogs on the side of highways when there are park paths literally adjacent in a nice wooded area. I think they just want to be seen working out. Almost like a form of voyeurism.
That being said it's a lot of fun to pass "spandex Dan" on an e-bike.
[–] registeretakes10s 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Am a cyclist, bike many hours a week, don't wear Lycra (but yes have a fancy bike) and i hate 99% of cyclists. I get into fights with them regularly as I call em out every chance i get lol. Fuck em.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Non-shithead cyclists do exist! Though I'm on a fancy mountain bike instead of a road bike I do bike on the side of the road when going places. Saves on gas, gets me some cardio, and the dog loves it. I haven't seen many road cyclists here in the rural areas though.
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[–] registeretakes10s 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Sorry to break your bubble but in my daily experience the vast majority are white men. The beta type of white men, but white men nevertheless.
[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Road bikers are no better than motorcycle riders when they act like smug, attention-seeking fags. Not homosexuals, just fags.
[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Faggot is my favorite insult, as well. People don't know how to react.
I take it a step further when they act like they're upset and call them out on being theatrical because they're jealous of the attention blacks get when they act pissed over the word nigger, and now non-whites are just looking for the same excuse to be upset.
[–] gimpyoldman 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Apparently they are required to stand on their pedals when being followed by cars to show off their packaged plums.
[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Butthurt much?
Bicycle faggot confirmed.
[–] Gettheclip1 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
They are unbearable. Your in for a real treat when you come across an agro biker.
[–] drhitler 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
just lonely cucks who want attention, yeah I am sure you are going to make a whole bunch of new friends holding up traffic.