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[–] drhitler 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

just lonely cucks who want attention, yeah I am sure you are going to make a whole bunch of new friends holding up traffic.

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[–] ZeroFuggzGiven 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Just remember, 4 wheels beats 2, and their kidney might save someone worthwhile.

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[–] Xantha 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

Cyclists are pretty big assholes, every time I come across one they seem to be bigger dickheads than the last time. I ride a motorcycle, I passed spandex Dan blocking the middle of the road not that long ago, by using the fucking cyclists lane..

What pisses me off even more, we have these paved asphalt trails around here as well, literally the same asphalt used on the roadways, so no concrete sidewalk slabs... and yet they still choose to ride in the road. WHY.

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Attention. They would risk injury to satisfy their limp ego.

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[–] Rubberdong 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

A friend's dirtbike broke down in a trail so I parked my bike in the middle of the trail. Motorcycles.

As we are fixing my buddies bike...Spandex Goober shows up,

Mind you the trail is very narrow.

He manages to pass my brother and his buddy, their bikes, myself...but I had parked my bike on the trail and on the elft side there was a cliff and a tree on the other.

Motherfucker... He tried to squeeze himself between my motorcycle and the tree...but the tree kicked him the other way...

I saw him literally fly off of a cliff.

Of course I run to help him and it turned he was perfectly fine, But this is one of the wildest things I ve seen live and after I saw he was fine I couldnt help but laugh. He never saw me laugh but I was laughing for days

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[–] 22432748? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's like when people go for jogs on the side of highways when there are park paths literally adjacent in a nice wooded area. I think they just want to be seen working out. Almost like a form of voyeurism.

That being said it's a lot of fun to pass "spandex Dan" on an e-bike.

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[–] satisfyinghump ago 

Nailed it. Same assholes who post a photo of their workout online.

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[–] registeretakes10s 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Am a cyclist, bike many hours a week, don't wear Lycra (but yes have a fancy bike) and i hate 99% of cyclists. I get into fights with them regularly as I call em out every chance i get lol. Fuck em.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Non-shithead cyclists do exist! Though I'm on a fancy mountain bike instead of a road bike I do bike on the side of the road when going places. Saves on gas, gets me some cardio, and the dog loves it. I haven't seen many road cyclists here in the rural areas though.

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[–] [deleted] 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago 

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[–] registeretakes10s 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Sorry to break your bubble but in my daily experience the vast majority are white men. The beta type of white men, but white men nevertheless.

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Those "beta" white men can put our more sustained watts of energy for hours at a time than your average muscle-bound lifter could even dream about.

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Or all of the above

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[–] Vrblpollushin ago 

You forgot late on child support payments white men.

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[–] 0rion 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Faggots thrive on attention, they will go out of their way to receive it. I guess I've never expected anything different from them.

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[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Road bikers are no better than motorcycle riders when they act like smug, attention-seeking fags. Not homosexuals, just fags.

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[–] 0rion 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I love calling them faggots to their face. They have absolutely no clue how to react because they are so triggered by "hate speech". Definitely my most favorite insult.

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[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Faggot is my favorite insult, as well. People don't know how to react.

I take it a step further when they act like they're upset and call them out on being theatrical because they're jealous of the attention blacks get when they act pissed over the word nigger, and now non-whites are just looking for the same excuse to be upset.

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[–] gimpyoldman 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Apparently they are required to stand on their pedals when being followed by cars to show off their packaged plums.

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[–] ardvarcus 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

We stand up to stretch our legs and rest our asses when we are able to coast down hill, dumbo.

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[–] VoataoV 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's what happens when you ride a bike with standard height pedals designed for petite men. Get a floor length pedal like a cruiser so you can put your full leg force into the pedal without standing up.

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[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Butthurt much?

Bicycle faggot confirmed.

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[–] Gettheclip1 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

They are unbearable. Your in for a real treat when you come across an agro biker.

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