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[–] fritz_maurentod 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
When I drive my car I get mad the the cyclists too. When I ride my bicycle I get mad at the pedestrians. I guess that's just the way it is.
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well it really depends on how loud your horn is.
How loud is an air horn?
HONK HONK
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Get the fuck out of the way or go deaf.
Is it illegal?
Is the only good pig a dead pig?
Does the pope suck Epstein’s egg shaped penis while jerking off to a video of a bear taking a shit in the woods?
Fun fact: honking at random people with an AIR HORN installed on your vehicle can cause heart attack, also infectious giggles!
Pro tip: separate hidden switch operates AIR HORN
HONK HONK!
My ex stopped at a stop sign and we saw some bikers heading down the hill on the right. We knew they were going to run it and she hesitated to go, but I yelled gogogo and leaned out of my passenger window with two big middle fingers as the faggots slammed their breaks after running the stop. A great memory.
[–] DrHatchetWound ago
I ride 10-20 miles anytime I go out and I do it in regular gym clothes or just regular clothes if its cold, so if you see someone in the faggot clothes, I'm presuming it's only to signal to other faggots there is some available capacity in the cum receptacles.
[–] flaxom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I bike in to work from time to time because living so close and not doing so is retarded. It's very flat and level here and there are bike lanes nearly everywhere, so works great. But when I'm on the road on my bike I'm not one of those FAGGOTS who has to keep re-passing everyone at every intersection, so all the cars have to work their way around the bike again after the green light. Or one of those goddamn cunts who decides one moment to be part of traffic and deserving of space, and the next moment decides they're going to zip around in the shoulder or be on the sidewalk. Roadkill.
Most bikers around here are niggers who are riding an obviously stolen women's bike, and it's ALWAYS in the wrong gear.
[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points -1 points 2 points (+2|-3) ago
Nobody has a problem with anyone who uses bike Lanes. It's the people that ride in the middle of the road and inconvenience everyone else that we have a problem with.
[–] flaxom 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Here we have different types of bike lanes, some are dedicated and separated from traffic, and some are just normal traffic lanes where bikes have the right of way (and cars travel at like 25). Most people have enough common courtesy to not be a prick when they're sharing the lane, and when a car finally gets a chance to pass that person, that car doesn't get passed again when everyone stops and the bike cruises past everyone again in the shoulder for a moment. Share the lane of course but courtesy goes both ways.
[–] LurkedForever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bro, this tells me that you've never ridden in a bike lane. Cyclists love bike lanes, and if they're around, we'll ride on them. However, you'd be fucking astonished how many people are just angry at your existence period. Bike lanes are safe-er but plenty of motorists think that all that is paved was made specifically for them.
@flaxom