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[–] IggyReilly 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Live in a rural area, so there's only one cyclist around here. He is in his 50's and mentally retarded but he wears neon and stays on the shoulder.

Now, when I go to the nearby "city" spandex cyclist piss me off when they blow through stop signs and streetlights. Then flip you off for honking at them.

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

They're just very selfish people willing to inconvenience everybody else as long as they get to ride there little bicycle to work. There's absolutely no reason they can't stay off to the side of the road and give people room to pass but they don't.

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[–] Le_Bucheron 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like it when they wear spandex. It doesn't scratch my truck.

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[–] ZeroFuggzGiven 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Just remember, 4 wheels beats 2, and their kidney might save someone worthwhile.

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[–] trans-tranny 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hate the guys who think they're Lance Armstrong. I can deal with them if they are in the city or on 35 mph streets. What I cannot wrap my mind around are the guys who get on country roads with blind curves and hills on them and expect people to watch out for them. That is fucking insane to me. They get killed every year and some poor bastard has to live with that trauma because they wanted to indulge in some power fantasy that they have a 'legal' right to be there.

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

It's the mentality they have which I do not like. Because they are essentially legally considered cars they can legally ride in the middle of the road. The thing is any decent human being should feel bad for inconveniencing everyone else by doing that and not do it.

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[–] rejectedfromreddit 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

If you want to ride on the roads, you should carry liability insurance, and follow all traffic rules, including those related to obstructing the flow of traffic.

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[–] GamerNerd [S] 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

And speed limit.

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[–] gimpyoldman 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Apparently they are required to stand on their pedals when being followed by cars to show off their packaged plums.

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[–] ardvarcus 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

We stand up to stretch our legs and rest our asses when we are able to coast down hill, dumbo.

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[–] VoataoV 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's what happens when you ride a bike with standard height pedals designed for petite men. Get a floor length pedal like a cruiser so you can put your full leg force into the pedal without standing up.

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[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Butthurt much?

Bicycle faggot confirmed.

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[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Road bikers are no better than motorcycle riders when they act like smug, attention-seeking fags. Not homosexuals, just fags.

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[–] 0rion 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I love calling them faggots to their face. They have absolutely no clue how to react because they are so triggered by "hate speech". Definitely my most favorite insult.

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[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Faggot is my favorite insult, as well. People don't know how to react.

I take it a step further when they act like they're upset and call them out on being theatrical because they're jealous of the attention blacks get when they act pissed over the word nigger, and now non-whites are just looking for the same excuse to be upset.

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[–] Sosacms 2 points 22 points (+24|-2) ago 

Yes. It's the cyclist version of "I'm actually a CrossFit vegan."

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