[–] 22433409? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
There’s not a chance in hell, this fat, dick faced, ratty looking mother fucker is an airborne ranger. I want to see his DD-214 and talk to his classmates. How many of those ribbons are unearned? Wearing unearned service ribbons is court marshal offense by the UCMJ.
[–] 22436007? ago
Promote him to a new posting in Alaska as commander in charge of sanitation and ice removal while he awaits a permanent posting in Cuba.