[–] JastheMace 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Actually I think that sickos that want this stuff should get it, and what ever intestinal infection that comes with it.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I hope everyone involved in the production, marketing, sale, and consumption of this product dies of a combination of AIDS and Ebola.
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[–] totallynotFBI ago
How wouldn't he be taxed? Is it a business expense?
[–] CalibanFresco 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm...not sure what the legalities are of selling human excrement for comestible purposes.
[–] getshanked 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
For sure. Even saliva samples must be sealed in designated biological materials packaging.
[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The customer reviews at the bottom of the page... Are they all jewish?
[–] totallynotFBI 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Oh god, I was 100% sure it was fake. Why did you have to post this? Why????
[–] chirogonemd 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
From one review:
The anticipation after ordering was arousing in itself. When the package arrived, fairly quickly, I couldn’t wait to open it. As soon as the vacuum seal was broken, the aroma was intoxicating. It admittedly took a couple bites before my gag reflex was settled. Once it was, the cookie and shit mix was too perfect. Whole experience was amazing.
I really want to believe that the entire thing is a put up job. I want to believe it is all faked. For what reason, God only knows. But I'm going to keep on believing this, because this is beyond vile. It's complete fucking insanity.
[–] Maroonsaint 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Do you find this stuff on your own? Do you search it out intentionally? Iv always been impressed with people who can seek things out in the vast reaches of the internet. I have to fall down a rabbit hole. I feel like some people just do it naturally
[–] SulemonSeinfeld 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
C'mon. What the fuck??? I gotta see the customer reviews.
[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
28 fucking reviews. 28 fucking reviews.
28.
Fucking.
Reviews.
[–] SulemonSeinfeld 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh, I know. I put on my big boy pants & read each one. They walk amongst us.
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[–] SulemonSeinfeld 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Aaaaaaand this is where I stopped...."I just ate my first cookie – I am in love. Delicious distinct taste. I ordered her panties and piss too. All have her beautiful scent. I can’t wait to try more."
I honestly thought this was a joke but I saw the gif so....
[–] Floralei 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gross.
I'm curious how she settled on the price. Is that the average going rate, or did she just...pull it out of her ass?
Sorry.