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[–] ALIENS2222 1 point 64 points (+65|-1) ago 

Fuck that bullshit I want their blood/hair to be tested. Fucking drugged up kikes.

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[–] Splooge 2 points 35 points (+37|-2) ago  (edited ago)

You think they'll fight against pee tests? Present a fucking hair test -- which detects usage that's decades old -- and watch how fucking hard they kvetch.

I'm 100% for this.

Edit: I wrote this in a rush. Everyone correcting me -- I get it. Hair tests aren't that extensive, but you all get the point I was making, that they are more thorough than pee tests. Thus they will cause more trouble for their (((subjects))). And anything that does this gets a thumbs up from me.

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[–] 22402561? 1 point 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

decades? lul like 3 months

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[–] TestForScience 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How far back can the hair follicle test go to detect drug use?

The hair follicle drug test, when using the standard 1.5 inches of hair, can detect previous drug use up to 3 months. If a longer piece of hair is selected, the drug test results can go back much further (in fact, years further) to detect drug use.

https://www.health-street.net/blog-drug-testing/hair-drug-testing-facts-and-myths/

@drj2 @Harry_Areola

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[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Hair tests don't go back decades. Research the topic.

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[–] varialus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They'd start shaving their heads, limit Ottoman lives!

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[–] beenaroundabit 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Before every vote, hair, blood, urine. Positive? Sorry, no voting for you.

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[–] QualityControl 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

And suspension and forfeiture of pay.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

With a 3 strike rule = guillotine.

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[–] TestForScience ago 

For them or for citizens?

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Both?

Fascism when.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

  1. From 2013
  2. Unarchived hufflepuff link

How does this shit get to the front page?

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

That's a good question, glad you asked!

I don't know. Hopefully we can get a big brain genius in here to figure it out.

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[–] Zammyanci 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hair and Blood.

Absolutely!

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Maybe drain all their blood. Just to be safe

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[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They'll just get new blood from Planned Parenthood.

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[–] Zammyanci 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Agree 👍

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[–] Shishamo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Live stream it too so we can watch just to make double sure.

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Work in breathalyzers for Pelosi and I'm in

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Breathalyzer dies from her extreme halitosis

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Breathalyzer gets drunk from her breath.

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[–] Kristov 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually, I want them to be audited annually.

Any member of congress found to be selling influence given a fair trial for the crime of treason, and if convicted during wartime to be executed.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Actually, I want them to be audited anally...

FTFY

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Home Depot makes POTENTIAL hires give them their saliva (DNA). Tell me again, when does the war begin?

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[–] 22403282? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Drug tests are less about any sort of safety or drug requirement and more about class discrimination.

Few salaried positions test, even if their contract claims they can/will.

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[–] bLusea 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

spinal tap the fucks and lets see whats good with these jew rats

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[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fucking a

I had to take a piss to drive a company car, these fuckheads are driving the u.s.

Drug test them all

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[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE ago 

They'll just turn it up to 11.

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

What, their corruption?

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