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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Home Depot makes POTENTIAL hires give them their saliva (DNA). Tell me again, when does the war begin?

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[–] 22403282? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Drug tests are less about any sort of safety or drug requirement and more about class discrimination.

Few salaried positions test, even if their contract claims they can/will.

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[–] MEGAMEGA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As if it mattered in the least what the American people want. Studies have been saying for a few years that 2/3 of Americans want weed legal.

Until legislators can figure out how to line their pocket by legalizing, they are against.

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[–] Leveraction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They need to all submit to a full blood test, not just urine. Piglosi has to either be on drugs or dementia. Either way, she needs to GO!!!

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[–] 22403272? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I want to try every member of Congress for treason.

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[–] Kristov 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually, I want them to be audited annually.

Any member of congress found to be selling influence given a fair trial for the crime of treason, and if convicted during wartime to be executed.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Actually, I want them to be audited anally...

FTFY

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

  1. From 2013
  2. Unarchived hufflepuff link

How does this shit get to the front page?

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

That's a good question, glad you asked!

I don't know. Hopefully we can get a big brain genius in here to figure it out.

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Work in breathalyzers for Pelosi and I'm in

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Breathalyzer dies from her extreme halitosis

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Breathalyzer gets drunk from her breath.

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[–] B166-ER 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Meh. Cops already get tested and they don't have any trouble doing all the drugs they steal from you schmucks. These career politicians have been fleecing you sheep for a very long time, I don't see them having issues with drug tests.

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