[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Actually, I want them to be audited anally...
FTFY
[–] voats4goats 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Work in breathalyzers for Pelosi and I'm in
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Breathalyzer dies from her extreme halitosis
[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Maybe drain all their blood. Just to be safe
[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They'll just get new blood from Planned Parenthood.
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
How does this shit get to the front page?
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
That's a good question, glad you asked!
I don't know. Hopefully we can get a big brain genius in here to figure it out.
[–] beenaroundabit 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Before every vote, hair, blood, urine. Positive? Sorry, no voting for you.
[–] TestForScience ago
For them or for citizens?
[–] QualityControl 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
And suspension and forfeiture of pay.
[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
With a 3 strike rule = guillotine.
[–] ALIENS2222 1 point 64 points 65 points (+65|-1) ago
Fuck that bullshit I want their blood/hair to be tested. Fucking drugged up kikes.
[–] Splooge 2 points 35 points 37 points (+37|-2) ago (edited ago)
You think they'll fight against pee tests? Present a fucking hair test -- which detects usage that's decades old -- and watch how fucking hard they kvetch.
I'm 100% for this.
Edit: I wrote this in a rush. Everyone correcting me -- I get it. Hair tests aren't that extensive, but you all get the point I was making, that they are more thorough than pee tests. Thus they will cause more trouble for their (((subjects))). And anything that does this gets a thumbs up from me.
[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
loling @ Pelosi coming down with Alopecia overnight and showing up to the hill in a wig.
[–] bLusea 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
spinal tap the fucks and lets see whats good with these jew rats
[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE ago
They'll just turn it up to 11.
[–] lord_nougat ago
What, their corruption?
[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fucking a
I had to take a piss to drive a company car, these fuckheads are driving the u.s.
Drug test them all