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[–] bLusea 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

spinal tap the fucks and lets see whats good with these jew rats

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[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE ago 

They'll just turn it up to 11.

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

What, their corruption?

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[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fucking a

I had to take a piss to drive a company car, these fuckheads are driving the u.s.

Drug test them all

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[–] Kristov 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually, I want them to be audited annually.

Any member of congress found to be selling influence given a fair trial for the crime of treason, and if convicted during wartime to be executed.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Actually, I want them to be audited anally...

FTFY

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Work in breathalyzers for Pelosi and I'm in

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Breathalyzer dies from her extreme halitosis

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Breathalyzer gets drunk from her breath.

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[–] Zammyanci 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hair and Blood.

Absolutely!

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[–] Shishamo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Live stream it too so we can watch just to make double sure.

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Maybe drain all their blood. Just to be safe

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[–] Zammyanci 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Agree 👍

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[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They'll just get new blood from Planned Parenthood.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

  1. From 2013
  2. Unarchived hufflepuff link

How does this shit get to the front page?

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

That's a good question, glad you asked!

I don't know. Hopefully we can get a big brain genius in here to figure it out.

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[–] beenaroundabit 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Before every vote, hair, blood, urine. Positive? Sorry, no voting for you.

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[–] TestForScience ago 

For them or for citizens?

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Both?

Fascism when.

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[–] QualityControl 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

And suspension and forfeiture of pay.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

With a 3 strike rule = guillotine.

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[–] ALIENS2222 1 point 64 points (+65|-1) ago 

Fuck that bullshit I want their blood/hair to be tested. Fucking drugged up kikes.

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[–] Splooge 2 points 35 points (+37|-2) ago  (edited ago)

You think they'll fight against pee tests? Present a fucking hair test -- which detects usage that's decades old -- and watch how fucking hard they kvetch.

I'm 100% for this.

Edit: I wrote this in a rush. Everyone correcting me -- I get it. Hair tests aren't that extensive, but you all get the point I was making, that they are more thorough than pee tests. Thus they will cause more trouble for their (((subjects))). And anything that does this gets a thumbs up from me.

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[–] Broc_Lia ago 

Present a fucking hair test -- which detects usage that's decades old

How would that even work unless you're rapunzel or something.

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[–] Harry_Areola ago 

Hair tests do not go back for decades. Research the topic.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

loling @ Pelosi coming down with Alopecia overnight and showing up to the hill in a wig.

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[–] varialus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They'd start shaving their heads, limit Ottoman lives!