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[–] 4841400209 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Actually it was Obama who gave 7 oil rich Alaskan islands to Russia in 2012.

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[–] noob_tube 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

TBH I'd rather be ruled by Russians than jews.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've always been of the opinion that America would be much better off if we modeled our prisons after the Black Dolphin.

Part of the reason we're so fucked as a society is because the most likely criminals, i.e. shitskins, aren't deterred by our prison systems. They welcome it. They enjoy it. Hell, some prisons even let inmates play Xbox One. It's a chance to catch up with the homies and brag about whatever it is you did and take a break from being a criminal shitskin on the outside.

But if you made prison a place they didn't actually want to go... well that'd be a pretty good start. I particularly like the fact that they use control holds for every escort, no matter what. No flashing gang signs or looking around for your buddies when you're in that position. Heck, they've got inmates there that are lifers that don't even know the layout of the prison because of this.

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[–] noob_tube 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The problem is prison itself. For most crimes, prison is an unnecessary diversion. For example, if you steal $500, make them pay back $1000. If they murder someone, execute them.

That said, I think prison does make sense within the context of prison labor. For example, you stole $500, blew it on hookers, and now have do work to pay back $1000.

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[–] reason247 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually that would be the fuckwits in CONGRESS who could do that shit not the President.

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[–] Beast-mode-freak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Details details, don't let facts get in the way of a nice sensationalist piece of bullshit. I doubt he believes even half of the lies he says.

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[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Schiff looks like he's on massive amounts of ssris and God knows what other psych meds.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dems: Trump has sold out to Russia for help in the elections

Also Dems: We're going to sell our land to Russia if they'll help us in elections

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's like Schiff has no control over what comes out of his mouth.

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[–] lovehate123 ago 

Im Pretty sure the Russians would Reject.

First of all all the good stuff has bin mined out and 2nd of all it would open a door for the west to Flood Russia with shitloads of niggers.

Oh and not to mention having to pay for all of the Infrastructure in advance..... Pretty sure Russia has no problems with land and resources of their own.

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[–] RustinKohle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Expected babylonbee

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