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[–] 22350992? 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Q predicted this.

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[–] 22351165? ago 

I wanna see the proof....

Buhahhaha

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[–] 22351160? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hope so. This groundhog ritual is a masonic ritual btw. Think dark and light. Think opposites. Think 33rd day of the year.

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[–] 22351527? ago 

Nice dig anon

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[–] 22351182? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ol Puxta Phil, the original date fag,

All yall wanna-bes, The Puxta does it with style!!

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[–] 22351572? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, fuck that datefagging groundhog. P

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[–] 22352249? ago 

Kek

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[–] 22351789? ago 

...and then he was whisked away by faggot Freemasons wearing top-hats, only to be raped for the next 364 days. Phil has a very hard life.

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[–] 22352073? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So, this fucking rocks, dude! I just searched for whether the rat had sufficient sunlight, and couldn't find the result, even on the official Punxsutawney page.

Said to self, "Oh well, it's not urgent, I'll find it later; perhaps the rodent hasn't come out yet?" -- and start reading news here.

We truly are the news!!! :)

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[–] 22352339? ago 

So we're still 'in the dark' ... A few more days/weeks until we transcend into the light.

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[–] 22352767? ago 

Yes. Roughly March 21st.

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[–] 22352901? ago 

Yeah right we’re about to get bohica by the long dick of winter in the Midwest.

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