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[–] Many_faced_god 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Every kiss.

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[–] dontnation 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is why you don't steal a kiss. I wouldn't want my first kiss from that goofy looking dude either.

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[–] tragicwhale 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now I know how I looked the first time I kissed my wife.

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[–] drg42 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The first time I kissed your wife she didn't say nuthin'

I probably used too much chloroform.

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[–] tragicwhale ago 

Ha, if by running away screaming you mean stand by while she ran away while I looked like a confused dumbshit, then yeah.

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[–] ronito ago 

"They...they...said there would be kissing."

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FART_BOX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fun fact: thats the same girl from the music video for Chandelier by Sia