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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm young and broke so my car is a beater and I regularly do that, park really close if I saw a fat get out. I even videoed it trying to get in one time. Wonder if I can find it.

Okay, looks like I got pictures of it approaching and a video of it inside. It's still great imagining the process, lol. Also I know we don't like imgur, but I'm lost on which host is good from day to day.

http://imgur.com/a/545zxYj

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Shitlord Skill Level: Grandmaster

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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

😎

Edited my post with what I found

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Post it for us the second you find it. We'd all love to see the porkopotamus trying to squish its way into a car.

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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Done, edited my post!

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

PLEASE post it!

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[–] ISBbaby ago 

Edited my post!

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[–] user654654 ago 

what is it eating lmao

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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm not sure, but I get a kick out of the fact that it dug into it immediately, lol.

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[–] CFR223 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Funny, I bumped into one of these types yesterday, minus the sign. They were parked like dog shit so that my passenger/their driver door literally wouldn't open even if I went as far over as I could. Come out from the ATM and find a whale staring daggers at me, beetus cup and food bag in hand.

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[–] RussianGoyBot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

that's when you take a short walk around the block.

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[–] NoSJW 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Well, damn! It's bad enough that every parking lot has a zillion spots for pregnant women and people with small children - hey that was their choice. Being pregnant or having little kids are not disabilities. Let them fend for themselves, but I just bet we'll be getting more reserved spots now for overeaters and hamplanets.

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[–] omwtohuman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yes it was their choice to get pregnant, but nobody should be punished for bringing life into the world because thats a beautiful thing, and therein lies the distinction between pregnant women/mothers and fats. fats arent doing anything beneficial for anyone

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[–] boofXanax 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

There are already way too many people on this planet, bringing life into the world isn't a beautiful thing

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Those spots should be used by people who are truly disabled. If you choose to get pregnant and feel incapable of walking a few extra feet(which is not a punishment) or are on the verge of delivery, maybe shop another day. My friend who has MD sometimes can't find a place to park because "expectant mothers" and families with kids took all the spots. Wait til there is hamplanet parking. She, and others who really need it, will never find a spot again.

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[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I would park so close that fatass wouldn't even fit between the cars

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[–] AmericanBannedStand 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You want to park JUUUST far away enough that they think “maybe I can make it,” but close enough that there’s no way it’ll happen. It’s a gamble, to be sure.

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[–] privacy_first 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, that "information" is begging to park really close....

Too much shugar....

Megacorp bough legislation (with the unpaid taxes) so they can legally drug the low IQ people with shugary drinks and other goodies.

If they did NOT have the extra money..... so, split up megacorps AND have them pay NORMAL taxes (like what people pay)

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[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's like writing "fragile" on a shipping box, you know it's just going to get handled worse.

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[–] EpiPendemic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

needs a post-it note to say you're fat because you won't park your car farther away and you eat way too much.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Definitely begging for some notes explaining alternative options

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[–] alagra 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I once had a fat fuck get customer service to fucking page my licence plate number to get me to move so they could get in the car. We were both parked normally, as in middle of the lines, but this chip-chugger still needed me to move. Wtf

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

asking someone to ask someone to move their car so you can get into your fat-fuck-mobile

This has to be the highest (lowest?) form of lazy that’s even fucking possible!!

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[–] TradRight14 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol I would totally sacrifice. When people park over the line, I get right up next to them in my sub compact, I have no problem getting out of the passenger side if I block my own door closed because not a ham. I always take pictures of the cars so I have their license plate info if they do fuck my stuff up.

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