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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I’ve seen this before but it’s a classic. The level of adipose induced brain damage to think that making this stupid fucking sign instead of idk, losing some weight, is insane. Everyone knows fatsos have problems running and even walking, but when your obesity is causing you to have problems driving places you are at an irredeemable level of derp. Next piggy pie is going to demand preferential use of the lift because it by itself exceeds the weight limit and nobody else can fit.. so clearly the problem is everyone else.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just another reason to park at the edge of the lot; there not any fat asses that will walk that far.

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[–] belil569 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Always have a spare sparkplug in the car. Windows are removed easily.

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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’ll have a wonderful day regardless, though knowing you’re unable to access your driver door at all with at least three feet between our cars makes it an even better day. Though you try to get in and dent my vehicle, key it or sob and call the cops will be even better, see you in court fatass.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can't sue a fat. They have no money. They spent it all on beetus.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you're saying that the choices of others affect you? I wonder if there are any choices you make that affect others negatively?

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[–] TradRight14 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol I would totally sacrifice. When people park over the line, I get right up next to them in my sub compact, I have no problem getting out of the passenger side if I block my own door closed because not a ham. I always take pictures of the cars so I have their license plate info if they do fuck my stuff up.

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[–] alagra 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I once had a fat fuck get customer service to fucking page my licence plate number to get me to move so they could get in the car. We were both parked normally, as in middle of the lines, but this chip-chugger still needed me to move. Wtf

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

asking someone to ask someone to move their car so you can get into your fat-fuck-mobile

This has to be the highest (lowest?) form of lazy that’s even fucking possible!!

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[–] EpiPendemic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

needs a post-it note to say you're fat because you won't park your car farther away and you eat way too much.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Definitely begging for some notes explaining alternative options

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