[–] mayomonster29 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I’ll have a wonderful day regardless, though knowing you’re unable to access your driver door at all with at least three feet between our cars makes it an even better day. Though you try to get in and dent my vehicle, key it or sob and call the cops will be even better, see you in court fatass.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So you're saying that the choices of others affect you? I wonder if there are any choices you make that affect others negatively?
[–] TradRight14 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol I would totally sacrifice. When people park over the line, I get right up next to them in my sub compact, I have no problem getting out of the passenger side if I block my own door closed because not a ham. I always take pictures of the cars so I have their license plate info if they do fuck my stuff up.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
asking someone to ask someone to move their car so you can get into your fat-fuck-mobile
This has to be the highest (lowest?) form of lazy that’s even fucking possible!!
[–] EpiPendemic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
needs a post-it note to say you're fat because you won't park your car farther away and you eat way too much.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I’ve seen this before but it’s a classic. The level of adipose induced brain damage to think that making this stupid fucking sign instead of idk, losing some weight, is insane. Everyone knows fatsos have problems running and even walking, but when your obesity is causing you to have problems driving places you are at an irredeemable level of derp. Next piggy pie is going to demand preferential use of the lift because it by itself exceeds the weight limit and nobody else can fit.. so clearly the problem is everyone else.