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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’ll have a wonderful day regardless, though knowing you’re unable to access your driver door at all with at least three feet between our cars makes it an even better day. Though you try to get in and dent my vehicle, key it or sob and call the cops will be even better, see you in court fatass.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can't sue a fat. They have no money. They spent it all on beetus.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you're saying that the choices of others affect you? I wonder if there are any choices you make that affect others negatively?

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I’ve seen this before but it’s a classic. The level of adipose induced brain damage to think that making this stupid fucking sign instead of idk, losing some weight, is insane. Everyone knows fatsos have problems running and even walking, but when your obesity is causing you to have problems driving places you are at an irredeemable level of derp. Next piggy pie is going to demand preferential use of the lift because it by itself exceeds the weight limit and nobody else can fit.. so clearly the problem is everyone else.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just another reason to park at the edge of the lot; there not any fat asses that will walk that far.

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[–] belil569 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Always have a spare sparkplug in the car. Windows are removed easily.