[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I would park so close that fatass wouldn't even fit between the cars
[–] AmericanBannedStand 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You want to park JUUUST far away enough that they think “maybe I can make it,” but close enough that there’s no way it’ll happen. It’s a gamble, to be sure.
[–] CFR223 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Funny, I bumped into one of these types yesterday, minus the sign. They were parked like dog shit so that my passenger/their driver door literally wouldn't open even if I went as far over as I could. Come out from the ATM and find a whale staring daggers at me, beetus cup and food bag in hand.
[–] RussianGoyBot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
that's when you take a short walk around the block.
[–] EpiPendemic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
needs a post-it note to say you're fat because you won't park your car farther away and you eat way too much.
[–] privacy_first 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah, that "information" is begging to park really close....
Too much shugar....
Megacorp bough legislation (with the unpaid taxes) so they can legally drug the low IQ people with shugary drinks and other goodies.
If they did NOT have the extra money..... so, split up megacorps AND have them pay NORMAL taxes (like what people pay)
[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's like writing "fragile" on a shipping box, you know it's just going to get handled worse.
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm young and broke so my car is a beater and I regularly do that, park really close if I saw a fat get out. I even videoed it trying to get in one time. Wonder if I can find it.
Okay, looks like I got pictures of it approaching and a video of it inside. It's still great imagining the process, lol. Also I know we don't like imgur, but I'm lost on which host is good from day to day.
http://imgur.com/a/545zxYj
[–] user654654 ago
what is it eating lmao
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm not sure, but I get a kick out of the fact that it dug into it immediately, lol.
[–] ilikefish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
PLEASE post it!
[–] ISBbaby ago
Edited my post!
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Shitlord Skill Level: Grandmaster
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
😎
Edited my post with what I found
[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Post it for us the second you find it. We'd all love to see the porkopotamus trying to squish its way into a car.
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Done, edited my post!