[–] privacy_first 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah, that "information" is begging to park really close....
Too much shugar....
Megacorp bough legislation (with the unpaid taxes) so they can legally drug the low IQ people with shugary drinks and other goodies.
If they did NOT have the extra money..... so, split up megacorps AND have them pay NORMAL taxes (like what people pay)
[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's like writing "fragile" on a shipping box, you know it's just going to get handled worse.
[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I would park so close that fatass wouldn't even fit between the cars
[–] AmericanBannedStand 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You want to park JUUUST far away enough that they think “maybe I can make it,” but close enough that there’s no way it’ll happen. It’s a gamble, to be sure.
[–] CFR223 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Funny, I bumped into one of these types yesterday, minus the sign. They were parked like dog shit so that my passenger/their driver door literally wouldn't open even if I went as far over as I could. Come out from the ATM and find a whale staring daggers at me, beetus cup and food bag in hand.
[–] RussianGoyBot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
that's when you take a short walk around the block.
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm young and broke so my car is a beater and I regularly do that, park really close if I saw a fat get out. I even videoed it trying to get in one time. Wonder if I can find it.
Okay, looks like I got pictures of it approaching and a video of it inside. It's still great imagining the process, lol. Also I know we don't like imgur, but I'm lost on which host is good from day to day.
[–] user654654 ago
what is it eating lmao
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Shitlord Skill Level: Grandmaster
[–] NoSJW 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago
Well, damn! It's bad enough that every parking lot has a zillion spots for pregnant women and people with small children - hey that was their choice. Being pregnant or having little kids are not disabilities. Let them fend for themselves, but I just bet we'll be getting more reserved spots now for overeaters and hamplanets.
[–] omwtohuman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yes it was their choice to get pregnant, but nobody should be punished for bringing life into the world because thats a beautiful thing, and therein lies the distinction between pregnant women/mothers and fats. fats arent doing anything beneficial for anyone
[–] boofXanax 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
There are already way too many people on this planet, bringing life into the world isn't a beautiful thing
[–] NoSJW 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Those spots should be used by people who are truly disabled. If you choose to get pregnant and feel incapable of walking a few extra feet(which is not a punishment) or are on the verge of delivery, maybe shop another day. My friend who has MD sometimes can't find a place to park because "expectant mothers" and families with kids took all the spots. Wait til there is hamplanet parking. She, and others who really need it, will never find a spot again.