[–] CipherEnigma 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Doesn't have enough money to afford a tow truck
[–] Bolt 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's the new BMW eDrive Wheel/Tire Hybrid Technology. To reduce wear on the tire, it pops off for a limited time which allows the wheel to absorb the wear instead. It results in a longer time between replacements of the tires and a 23% increase in consumer satisfaction.
[–] 1547563? ago
I had to read that title five times before I confirmed I wasn't stupid.