[–] Steelerfish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No right minded Florida man would intentionally subject himself to temperatures below 60 degrees.
We have our own brand of stupidity..
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/
And this winner.
[–] binrobinro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"trying to track down the pigeon so the hat can be safely removed" A great use of resources.
It'll come off on its own soon enough..
[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And yet can't track down illegal rapists.
[–] Luis_Sphincta [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We could always start
gluingnail-gunning MAGA hats to them. Pantifa, the MSM, and every alphabet agency would watch their every move after that.