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[–] JastheMace ago 

Pigeons are the rats of the sky, so it works on them too.

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[–] qx4chenxp 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Make sure the hats have the little squiggly sideburns too.

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[–] Steelerfish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No right minded Florida man would intentionally subject himself to temperatures below 60 degrees.

We have our own brand of stupidity..

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

And this winner.

http://stuppid.com/florida-man-relations-alligator/

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[–] binrobinro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"trying to track down the pigeon so the hat can be safely removed" A great use of resources.

It'll come off on its own soon enough..

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[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And yet can't track down illegal rapists.

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[–] Luis_Sphincta [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We could always start gluing nail-gunning MAGA hats to them. Pantifa, the MSM, and every alphabet agency would watch their every move after that.