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[–] conchpearls1 [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Glory in Two Parts

I.

What you think you mean when you say that I Glorify Obesity

Is that I am an undeserved celebration

a gluttonous mass of unrepent

a patron saint of unhealth

that I am a pageant of sloth and wheeze and uncontrol,

a gasping heart Madonna

You think you mean how can she possibly raise her fat face to the sun in worship

rather than submitting to the gravity of shame

That I am a sickness rolled in caramel and body glitter

A fatted golden calf in a sugar glazed crown,

That my disgraceful existence blesses other massive bodies

entices them to drink from a chalice of my toxic blood

and melts dignity into hot spit on their tongues

I am Blasphemy.

When you say that I Glorify Obesity you think you mean, how dare she.

II.

What you actually mean when you say that I Glorify Obesity

is that indeed I am Glorious

because who would not exalt something as miracle as a living body?

You mean to say that I carry this body every day like a sacrament

to revere the way I keep raising despite a world who does not want the truth of me

You mean to say that I am a cup runneth over

that my walk preaches a gospel of rubbing thighs

that my arm fat jiggles like a pair fleshy tambourines

that my ass sways like a well trained choir

that my fupa is an altar built around something holy

and worth bowing down to

Noe, You can be the devil I dance away

or dance your devils away with me

I cannot absolve you of your own shame filled sins against the body

and I will not carry them on my back either

I will only be a one woman tent revival

with the lights on late

sweat slick and handing out glory

When you say that I Glorify Obesity

You actually mean to say Hallelujah

So go ahead and say Hallelujah

Say Hallelujah to the back fat

Hallelujah to the generous rolls of flesh

Hallelujah to the cellulite

Hallelujah to the stretch marks

Hallelujah to the still thumping heart

Say it with me Hallelujah

Sing it to the rafters

Glory Glory

glory glory

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[–] OrsonKaarte ago 

“What you think you mean when you say that I Glorify Obesity...”

No, that’s what “actually” mean - every line of the first verse.

Not much of a mind reader are you?

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[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I got eye cancer from reading that

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There might be something holey hidden in there, but no one wants to find out!

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[–] NoSJW ago 

My FUPA is an altar that summons the obese to worship the gods of Greed, Gluttony, and Sloth.

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[–] JohnnyLongbow 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What’s that stuff growing out of her legs? Mildew?

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[–] SupaDupaFUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Diabetic dermopathy?

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[–] JohnnyLongbow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I didn’t know that was a thing. Thanks for the info.

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[–] blacktea79 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Varicous veins + cellulitis. A glorious combo to make this utter monstruosity look even better. The guidelines for Winning the FUPA Month Competition recommend that you have this, plus at least three folds on your back, plus stretch marks on your ankles, inbetween rolls of lard that folds over your feet.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm ago 

The fupa is something that is built from engaging too much with a hole. The only reason you would kneel, though, is because your knees hurt from standing.

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[–] KittenHeels ago 

This thing got hundreds of likes...the world is doomed

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[–] DABBING_AT_AUSCHWITZ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ok. I'm officially killing myself.