[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
The fupa is something that is built from engaging too much with a hole. The only reason you would kneel, though, is because your knees hurt from standing.
[–] JohnnyLongbow 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What’s that stuff growing out of her legs? Mildew?
[–] blacktea79 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Varicous veins + cellulitis. A glorious combo to make this utter monstruosity look even better. The guidelines for Winning the FUPA Month Competition recommend that you have this, plus at least three folds on your back, plus stretch marks on your ankles, inbetween rolls of lard that folds over your feet.
[–] SupaDupaFUPA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Diabetic dermopathy?
[–] JohnnyLongbow 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I didn’t know that was a thing. Thanks for the info.
[–] conchpearls1 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Glory in Two Parts
I.
What you think you mean when you say that I Glorify Obesity
Is that I am an undeserved celebration
a gluttonous mass of unrepent
a patron saint of unhealth
that I am a pageant of sloth and wheeze and uncontrol,
a gasping heart Madonna
You think you mean how can she possibly raise her fat face to the sun in worship
rather than submitting to the gravity of shame
That I am a sickness rolled in caramel and body glitter
A fatted golden calf in a sugar glazed crown,
That my disgraceful existence blesses other massive bodies
entices them to drink from a chalice of my toxic blood
and melts dignity into hot spit on their tongues
I am Blasphemy.
When you say that I Glorify Obesity you think you mean, how dare she.
II.
What you actually mean when you say that I Glorify Obesity
is that indeed I am Glorious
because who would not exalt something as miracle as a living body?
You mean to say that I carry this body every day like a sacrament
to revere the way I keep raising despite a world who does not want the truth of me
You mean to say that I am a cup runneth over
that my walk preaches a gospel of rubbing thighs
that my arm fat jiggles like a pair fleshy tambourines
that my ass sways like a well trained choir
that my fupa is an altar built around something holy
and worth bowing down to
Noe, You can be the devil I dance away
or dance your devils away with me
I cannot absolve you of your own shame filled sins against the body
and I will not carry them on my back either
I will only be a one woman tent revival
with the lights on late
sweat slick and handing out glory
When you say that I Glorify Obesity
You actually mean to say Hallelujah
So go ahead and say Hallelujah
Say Hallelujah to the back fat
Hallelujah to the generous rolls of flesh
Hallelujah to the cellulite
Hallelujah to the stretch marks
Hallelujah to the still thumping heart
Say it with me Hallelujah
Sing it to the rafters
Glory Glory
glory glory
[–] OrsonKaarte ago
“What you think you mean when you say that I Glorify Obesity...”
No, that’s what “actually” mean - every line of the first verse.
Not much of a mind reader are you?
[–] DABBING_AT_AUSCHWITZ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ok. I'm officially killing myself.