[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Joe "Anal gape with pineapple no lube and donkey punching hilary clinton" Jones should do the trick.
If i did want to be googled... i guess it would depend on who i want googling me. like "shitting dick tits" or if i wanted you fucking idiots looking me up id call myself "turd floating in a sea of turds"
[–] BrennKommando 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As in a Voat user name I don't want found? I'd name my account "Youtube" then. Even with a very specific search string such as "site:www.voat.co youtube" it would still produce a metric ton of links unrelated to my account.
I assume I would get called a Jew on a more regular basis though.
[–] zxcvzxcv ago
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman or Tom Hanks. If you have any of these names, your info will never come up in an internet search.