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[–] not_drunk 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This satire is more believable than mass media news.

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[–] RussianGoyBot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Which is fucking sad

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[–] L743K 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That’s ridiculous!

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[–] justregtoasku 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

obongo phone ridiculous?

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

RING RING

“Hello?”

“Hello!! This Barack Obama calling, just noticed you still have one of my phones, it was a loan, not for keeps, give it back, now!

“But I voted for you...?”

‘’Idiot, give me my fucking phone back..., hold on, call on another line.....Hello, Barack Obama speaking..................., oh hi Hillary! still keeping the country ...secure? Oh I crack myself up.., anyway, what’s up, I got a douchebag voter retard on the other line..................................Syria? What about it?............I don’t have drone codes anymore, bitch. Sucks. ...hold on, gonna get rid of the other line...., soooo, hope and change.., now give me my fucking phone back or I will tell Hillary

click

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[–] Cade_Connelly_13 ago 

I literally thought this was serious.

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[–] AlternateSelection ago 

Gov subsidised hookers.

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[–] issueninja ago 

More likely Netflix. Then she can get her own show like Obama.

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[–] i_scream_trucks ago 

why is this a joke, literally the best way you will get one of the great unwashed to vote for you. gibs.

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[–] Hhargitt ago 

I'm pretty sure she'd like to nationalize more than just those companies.

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[–] Gringojones ago 

And a bottle of whiskey for those who come out to the polls to vote for her.

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