[–] justregtoasku 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
obongo phone ridiculous?
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
RING RING
“Hello?”
“Hello!! This Barack Obama calling, just noticed you still have one of my phones, it was a loan, not for keeps, give it back, now!
“But I voted for you...?”
‘’Idiot, give me my fucking phone back..., hold on, call on another line.....Hello, Barack Obama speaking..................., oh hi Hillary! still keeping the country ...secure? Oh I crack myself up.., anyway, what’s up, I got a douchebag voter retard on the other line..................................Syria? What about it?............I don’t have drone codes anymore, bitch. Sucks. ...hold on, gonna get rid of the other line...., soooo, hope and change.., now give me my fucking phone back or I will tell Hillary
click
[–] InClownWorldSellPnut ago (edited ago)
I love how Her and Bernie can't stop imagining ways to spend other people's money, without ever talking about the tax rate or the debt. Even Klobachar called them out yesterday (and the moderator subsequently cut her off).
🎵🎵 Can you tax with all the colors of the wind? 🎵🎵
[–] Gringojones ago
And a bottle of whiskey for those who come out to the polls to vote for her.
[–] not_drunk 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
This satire is more believable than mass media news.
[–] RussianGoyBot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Which is fucking sad