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[–] areyoumygaffer 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

I did this one time. Drunk me drank the water, left a thank you note for sober/hungover me and refilled the glass of water.

Only, drunk me didn't drink the water. Drunk me poured the water out and replaced it with vodka. Sober/hungover me, parched beyond belief, chugged said "water" and close to immediately ventilated vodka from my nose and mouth and was pretty close to hammered again. Drunk me is a dick.

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[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This didn't happen

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[–] areyoumygaffer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

totally did. I was 23-24 or so at the time. Was probably taaka vodka. :/

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[–] Maroonsaint 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You ever left a glass of vodka next to the bed then wake up thinking it’s water? That sucks

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[–] fuie8483djejx73 5 points 11 points (+16|-5) ago 

fake and gay

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[–] binrobinro 4 points 21 points (+25|-4) ago 

No need to introduce yourself here.

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[–] Yuke 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Save that water for fuie cause he just got fucking burned!

[–] [deleted] 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

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[–] Astroqualia 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

People with over double digit IQ?

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[–] ArielQflip 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Drunk I left a note to myself that said:

Note. Rmember.

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[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trash. Stop poisoning your mind and your body.

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[–] Tacohell 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm conflicted. Alcohol truly can be the devil's nectar, but it's such a powerful substance that only white people have really gained a tolerance for from thousands of years of drinking it. Nigs and spics are terrified of drinking with whites.

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[–] Broseefus_ 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

reddit-tier post you mild-mannered thin-blooded bastard

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[–] ExpertShitposter 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

do not open the post.

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[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is this how schizophrenia begins?

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[–] oaf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Voting Democrat also is a pre-indicator or motivating factor!

NOT MY PRESIDENT!!! Reeeeeeeeeee! Reeeeeeeeeee! Orange Man bad!

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[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can see this person doing just that...

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[–] Toolmaker ago  (edited ago)

Sober Steve wins the race. Drunk Steve is like a wounded retarded antelope wandering around the plains. (16 years sober).

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