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[–] tossitrightinthere 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Babylon Bee has got to be a fun place to work...LOL

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[–] Q20191776 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love this!

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[–] Im_Steve 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Except straws aren't banned

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[–] Quai24 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's a joke bro

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[–] Q20191776 ago 

Oh. Good point?

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[–] CowWithBeef ago  (edited ago)

https://www.eater.com/2018/9/21/17886256/california-straw-ban-plastic

Democrats are anti-straw even if they haven't fully banned them.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago  (edited ago)

Straws are banned from being offered by restaurant employees under any circumstances.

Penalty for offering someone a straw in California: up to 6 months in jail and $1,000 fine.

Penalty for illegally carrying a gun in California: up to 12 months in jail and $1,000 fine

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fucking lol

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[–] Holcosu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What a great way to start my day! Thank you.

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[–] X22guy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Omg, i love this ... my kids who learned zero about personal finance in 12 years of K12 school ... had a science teacher telling them not to use straws because of the sea life (in Colorado). Can we ban plug in EV cars because these are going to trash my grid and raise the prices .

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[–] hwong ago 

to be fair. the plastic in the single use straw will be around for about 2500 years....