[–] [deleted] 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

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[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dam you. That was a lock.

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[–] Sir_Ebral 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This is what happens when we let women out of the kitchen.

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[–] hollywood2020 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

no chicks in the military

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[–] Splooge 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Nor in the workforce, nor in the voting booth.

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[–] watts2db 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

especially in the voting booth

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[–] stradian 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

March 01, 2017

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[–] 22031467? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This has been going on for at least 30 years that I know of because I first heard about it when my friend enlisted in the Navy back in 1989. Old news. What do you expect when you send late teens and early 20 somethings out to sea for a long time in mixed company? You can't 'fix' human nature.

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[–] hagarthehorrible 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It wasn't just "sea duty" on love boats that was the issue.

It was always the lazy shitbag sea cows that got pregnant. "I don't like washing aircraft with turco!" "I don't like greasing rotor heads!" "I don't like FOD walkdown!"

Bitch, we all hated that shit, turco especially. And peanut butter grease. But, we did it anyway, so your unmarried pregnant fat asses could sit in the line shack eating snacks and doing your nails, then getting commendations for your wonderful paperwork skills.

One often wonders which officers didn't want to get busted for fraternization...

EDIT: just so it's clear, there were plenty of female sailors that didn't do this. Shitbags gonna shitbag though, regardless of your dick or lack thereof. But the sea cows were always the first in line to declare "women" issues.

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[–] glassuser ago 

FOD walks are fine if you use it to sally up to senior officers.

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[–] 22045979? ago 

I believe it.

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[–] lanre 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also, when you incentivize pregnancy. Oh, you don't want to deploy? Just spread your legs.

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[–] Wowbagger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Story is old. Not news.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

whores spread their legs for horny seamen

other nonshocking stories at 11

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[–] Zyklon_Bear 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gee, who would have thought that putting women on ships with men would cause a lot of pregnancies?

As someone who served on a ship with women, when I was 19, let me just say that even after only a few days at sea, women who you would normally never look twice at back on land, start making you thirsty.

I once went up a ladder behind a female shipmate who was on her way to bed after coming from the showers, and my God, just a bit of ass cheek peeking out from under PT shorts got me going, and I'm not an ass man.

We had several guys in relationships onboard ship while I was there. Lots of places on an aircraft carrier to hide away in for a quickie.

Ok now you can reply with all the gay jokes, and faggot insults.

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