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[–] Zyklon_Bear 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gee, who would have thought that putting women on ships with men would cause a lot of pregnancies?

As someone who served on a ship with women, when I was 19, let me just say that even after only a few days at sea, women who you would normally never look twice at back on land, start making you thirsty.

I once went up a ladder behind a female shipmate who was on her way to bed after coming from the showers, and my God, just a bit of ass cheek peeking out from under PT shorts got me going, and I'm not an ass man.

We had several guys in relationships onboard ship while I was there. Lots of places on an aircraft carrier to hide away in for a quickie.

Ok now you can reply with all the gay jokes, and faggot insults.

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[–] bnard88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's the quickest way for females to be separated from the service. "Oh no, WWIII is coming! Chad has to knock me up before the deployment starts."

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[–] superspathi 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Something tells me that Genghis Khan didn't have these kind of problems when leading the Golden Horde into battle. But then his focus was on kicking ass and hearing the lamentations of the women, not running some government program to inflate the self-esteem of worthless cunts.

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[–] totallynotFBI 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Khan made so many women pregnant he's a father to half the human race.

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[–] combatveteran 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Saw this a lot.

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[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My nephew knocked up a shipmate in the navy

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[–] watts2db 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Im guessing he's got child support issues now

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[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Probably not anymore I think the kid would be around 20 or so. The bitch was one of the ugliest women I've ever seen

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[–] satisfyinghump ago 

Omg, it all makes sense. Citizen- SHIP!!! Birth...Berth!!!

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[–] Ulfghar ago 

I remember back on my ship when the medical division issued expired birth control causing a lot of females to become pregnant.

Then a year later or so a female have birth on a ship. She didn't know she was pregnant.

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[–] Ulfghar ago 

I remember when the ship I was stationed on issued expired birth control and a massive amount of females got pregnant

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