[–] Old_Shitlord 1 point 31 points 32 points (+32|-1) ago (edited ago)
I heard Tess changed her last name to holiday because it takes two weeks to drive all the way around her fatass.
[–] AndrewAndersson 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Sounds more like a nightmare than a holiday.
[–] triggered_fatty 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Fatties prefer to cry in the dark.
[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Your mom is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0x108 m/s
[–] TheEvolver 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
......That...... that is brilliant right there.... I'm going to use this one!
[–] markrod420 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
did you just call her waist an event horizon? Because if so im really captivated. (too lazy to look up light speed in m/s)
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Your mother is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
[–] omegletrollz 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat I missed two episodes when she passed in front of the TV.
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Your mother is so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat her picture fell down.
[–] rshackleford252525 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago (edited ago)
your fat mamma was walking down the street with a pig under her arm...
i said, "damn, where'd you get that thing?"
pig says, "i won her at the fair"
[–] Lagmonster 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
One to hold the ladder, oh shit ladder broke. Ok two, one to hold the ladder the second one to go get a new ladder. Where the fuck is fatty #2? Shit 3, One to hold the ladder and #3 to get fatty #2 from McDonald's. Now where the fuck are fatty #2 and #3? Dammit fatty No 1 dont eat the ladder! Christ I give up!
[–] joeystals [S] 0 points 49 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago
Trick question, fatties aren't people.
[–] 550_Cord 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
This is the correct motorcycle.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I don't care if that's a typo, it's hilarious.