[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
None. They just let the world revolve around them.
[–] tableflipper 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yo mama so fat, if we cooked her alive she can solve starvation in Africa.
[–] sleazyridr 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was driving to work the other day and there was a fat women standing in the middle of the road, so I drove into her. She said, "why didn't you drive around me?" I said, "I didn't have enough gas."
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[–] antiplebbitor ago (edited ago)
OP, you know damned good and well that no ham would ever expend the energy necessary to change a lightbulb.
We, with our thin privilege - we must change the lightbulb.
[–] mytealeaf 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Your mother is so fat, she use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat they drag her through tunnels to clean them.