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[–] mytealeaf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Your mother is so fat, she use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yo momma so fat they drag her through tunnels to clean them.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

None. They just let the world revolve around them.

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[–] tableflipper ago 

Best answer

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[–] Tensor_Fasciae_Latte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tess Holiday.

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[–] Aimed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're so fat if you stopped eating we could solve starvation in Africa

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yo mama so fat, if we cooked her alive she can solve starvation in Africa.

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[–] Aimed ago 

I'm not good with words :(

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[–] sleazyridr 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was driving to work the other day and there was a fat women standing in the middle of the road, so I drove into her. She said, "why didn't you drive around me?" I said, "I didn't have enough gas."

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[–] DanTheFighter ago 

Maybe...Unlike you I don't have gas to spare? FTFY

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[–] el_llama 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Diabetes.

Diabetes who?

This isn't a joke I'm here for your foot

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[–] jjames ago 

she's going to die!

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

anti-joke chicken

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[–] antiplebbitor ago  (edited ago)

OP, you know damned good and well that no ham would ever expend the energy necessary to change a lightbulb.

We, with our thin privilege - we must change the lightbulb.

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